Here at Elder5, we’re celebrating the Sharktopus countdown this week with a look at our 11 favorite Roger Corman movies. By the way, this list is drawn from the over 400 films that Corman has been involved in. Over 400! What did you do today? Roger Corman made a freakin’ movie before breakfast! With no further adieu, let’s get started:

I don’t think I understand what’s happening, and I don’t mean that in the usual True Blood way. Did they forget there is only one episode left. The show has been building up all season, and then the last two episodes just fell flat. Oh no. I know what this is…

Just one short month from today, September 25th to be exact, Sharktopus premieres on Syfy, and you haven’t even started planning yet. What are you going to do? Don’t panic! It’s not too late, not quite anyway. Elder5 has you back. I’ll be throwing out some tips each week as we count down to Sharktopus. This week I’m going to start you off with a little food and beverage: Chum Chili and Blood in the Water.

Let’s be honest; I’ve been avoiding writing about this week’s episode of True Blood. Sure, I had a good excuse on Monday, but yesterday? Yesterday I played some games and read a book. Yeah…well now this thing is starting to back up the rest of the blog.

Just like the show, this post is for adults, or at least people old enough to be adults even if they really aren’t anything like adults. Just like the show, this post includes sex, violence, and swearing. Well, it has swearing anyway.

Just like the show, this post is for adults, or at least people old enough to be adults even if they really aren’t anything like adults. Just like the show, this post includes sex, violence, and swearing. Well, it has swearing anyway.

The lovely folks at Adult Swim posted the trailer for the new season of Venture Bros! You can watch it right here over and over and over. I know I will!

Just like the show, this post is for adults, or at least people old enough to be adults even if they really aren’t anything like adults. Just like the show, this post includes sex, violence, and swearing. Well, it has swearing anyway.

Just like the show, this post is for adults, or at least people old enough to be adults even if they really aren’t anything like adults. Just like the show, this post includes sex, violence, and swearing. Well, it has swearing anyway.

Just like the show, this post is for adults, or at least people old enough to be adults even if they really aren’t anything like adults. Just like the show, this post includes sex, violence, and swearing. Well, it has swearing anyway.